20.11.11

50 reasons not to date me

1.Madness it`s like daily breath, otherwise normal in the eyes of beholder
2.Madness it`s common, but if u look closer you will realise that it changes by day, if not by hour
3.Will analyze the conversation from all the points of view, even the non existent ones, esp. the hypothetical ones
4.Will spend the day doing some obscure activity, more or less known
5.Will drink and eat in weird combination, and still be ok
6.Usually hates the person in the mirror
7.When you gonna watch a movie with me, on my choice, dont be surprised if i know the entire movie production background and gonna point out the visual flaws
8.Can`t change the light bulb unless the light it`s fitting
9.I fuck up all the tables with cutters
10.Extremely interested on topic, if it raises a specific interest, but usually interested on any topic
11.Will fill the room with drafts of books, drawings, paper, little objects that i find interesting
12.You`ll never know how would i be the next day
13.Putting the taken photos in folders in order of year, month, and sometimes days, color or b/w, under different tags
14.I don`t understand numbers, they are just shapes, unless we talk about cash XD
15.When set on a topic, get really fed up, you might think i`m arguing
16.Likes organized things, like cloths arranged by color, season, size, utility
17.Even if i`ll do what i want, i`ll still look for a different oppinion
18.Everything it`s left in confusion after a small chit chat, unless it`s a topic based
19.Having a passion for everything unknown
20.Phone it`s for emergency calls, only
21.I mentaly redesign any place i step my foot in
22.Collecting papers
23.Always forgettin to put something on while traveling, usually something important
24.I buy things only for their utility
25.Everything becomes something other than what it really is
26.When in bad mood, the troll come to the surface, and everything becomes sarcastic
27.Dunno how to dress if there are no Pj`s
28.Hate it`s a strong word, i prefer the Dislike substituite
29.I read everything
30.Sometimes i speak Utopian
31.Will spend the night doing other unknown activity
32.The vacation will be always places you never seen before
33.Bed it`s my best friend
34.Knows more than the Kamsutra inventor knows 
35.At restaurant will analyze the design of the plates, knifes, froks
36.Listen music that you never heard of 
37.Love food diversity, usually the daily meniu it`s decided right after the eyes are open
38.Reads even the small texts on papers, you know those lil texts
39.When i`m going to tell you something, you better listen coz i wont say it again esp if it`s some long speech
40.Still thinks that the 90`s was the goldie
41.The orgasm remebered will be alwyas that one the totally rocked me world
42.Usually setted on the same shop or products
43.I don`t want to spend all my money on crapy stuff
44.Will never udnerstand my gifts
45.Can find something funny in almost everything i look at 
46.Dosen`t wake up on eatrhquakes
47.Sees everything from the point of composition
48.Dream of perfection
49.Rather pay for something that can be make use of 
50.Always lost